Wormy Dude No. 1 - Tee

$15.00

In some ways, Wormy Dude No. 1 is similar to the ancient Greek mythological creatures known as Sirens. This particular worm can allure and entrance those whose gaze lingers a little too long.

They say the best defense is a good offense (or wait… is it the other way around?). Either way, if I were you, I’d wear this shirt before someone else does. Partly because it’s a nice shirt, but mostly because you don’t really look at your own shirt when you’re wearing it—so there’s a much lower chance you’ll accidentally allure yourself.

Staring is impolite.
Wear Wormy Dude No. 1.

This was painted by a human being.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.