King Wormz - Tee

$15.00

A philosopher king is a ruler who is well-educated, logical, wise, and compassionate. They put the needs of others before their own. It is truly an ideal form of governance.

King Wormz is not a philosopher king.
His morals lie squarely in one category: cool.

Every decision is deliberated through the lens of clout and aura. And shockingly, it’s more effective than one might think.

When deciding what you should wear, you ought to adopt King Wormz’ philosophy. If it’s cool, you should wear it.

This was painted by a human being.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.